In the end I may have earned this outcome

In the end I may have earned this outcome. One day earlier, our crew was all lined up waiting to go out to the Rec Yard. While waiting one of the female CO's noticed a big "FU" scribed into my block bay window, she asked me if I had done the inscription. Me of course being the smart ass that I am, agreed to doing so, mostly just to move along and get outside already. Unknowing of what was to take place the next day as a result of interaction. Well there is a reason this story made it into my book and that reason was brute force. It is around seven AM the corporal walks in with one of his CO's who ironically self proclaims to be an "albino shrek ", and that is certainly an accurate assessment of his part. They immediately demand I go into my back cell for a "twenty four hour lockdown". (I am not going into any lockdown) so I begin to explain the physics and impossibility of scratching "FU" in between the window panes. My use of iogic did not go over well. The corporal claimed that the window was solid and when it was recently replaced three days prior that there were no scratches and the jail administrator has ordered a twenty four lockdown, when I refused this time, he drew his taser to my chest, the little red dot perfectly centered on my diaphragm, I said "what's right is right", bowed forward and tapped my forehead to the barrel of his taser and took a bare skin dry stun right then to the centermost of my forehead falling to the ground I was quickly hogtied, lifted and carried out like a boar on a spit roast by both CO's and 911 dispatchers. As my claims were investigated I waited patiently in a holding cell and after an hour of camera review, I was exonerated at least on this accusation. I was sent back to my block and the corporal apologized for "just following my orders"