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Matthew Feeney [address] 24 Lines PPG and Me Everyone’s heard of a “polygraph” colloquially referred to as a “lie detector test.” But have you ever heard of a PPG? It’s a lie-detector for your pecker. Yes, I’m serious. The scientific name is a “penile plethysmograph” But that’s just a big, fancy name for a peter-meter, There’s a rubber band attached to a wire affixed to “special sensors” Routed through a hole in the wall and plugged into machines monitored by observers in the next room. You attach the rubber band around the base of your penis sit in a comfy chair and stare at a TV screen As staff show you dirty pictures of men, women & children and then measure how you “react” They then chart and graph this data into a nice scientifically sanitized analysis and aseptic reports How can watching porn be part of any bona fide scientific test especially when shown to guys who’ve been locked up for years? I’m just glad they don’t hook us up and make us watch an Animal Planet special on the mating rituals of jellyfish... I'd be hosed.
